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What now?!

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Hi guys!

I promise you all (yes, all of the two people who might read this) that I have been writing, but at the moment I've got writers block and too many ideas flowing through my head at the same time. (Yeah how's that possible?!... I ask myself too.)

I'm trying to get oragnised and I've been working on a sketchbook, which I'm quite happy with at the moment, because there's actually something in it.
My computer has also been switched off for quite a bit, I'm sort of trying to limit myself to, iTunes, Deviantart, Nexus' music channel on YouTube, Pages (and Word), Adobe softwares and some other stuff.

So, what now?! Anyone got any ideas?
I'm thinking of maybe doing commisions so I can write more. Anyone want to apply one? (please!) Just send me a message.

I hope I can get some more words on my screen this week and get a bit on deviantart this next month or so. At the moment, as most of you might have already known, I am working on a police-based detective series, which is going slowly. I now have 2 099 words, from bits and bobs of the story, 1 145 of which are from the first chapter. I also have other bits lying around, which I will have to put somewhere else before they get lost, so that (hopefully) adds about 300-500 words.

Sorry for my complaining, just needed to get it out there.
As an apology I will give you this knock knock joke

Knock, Knock! 
Who's there? 
Armageddon! 
Armageddon who
Armageddon out of here!

Hahaha! :|

KR<
Rhyt

:happybounce:
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Cat:
[ ] - You take pleasure in fooling/tricking people
[ ] - You're easily scared
[ ] - You hate getting dirty
[ ] - You can be really flirty when you want to
[x] - You keep your hair long
[ ] - You don't like getting wet unless you're bathing
[/] - You like to just lounge about
[ ] - You get annoyed easily
[x] - You like seafood
[ ] - You can spend hours trying to make yourself look good
Total for cat: 2.5

Dog:
[/] - You're almost always smiling
[x] - You're nice to most people and like to get to know people before you judge them
[/] - You rarely resort to violence
[/] - You would NEVER hurt your friends
[ ] - You really like tickling people, just to see if they're ticklish
[x] - You stand up for others
[ ] - You would tell everyone that you love them if it wasn't so hard on your reputation
[/] - You don't get angry easily
[ ] - You share your food with people who are out of lunch money
Total for dog: 4

Fish:
[ ] - You're really good at swimming 
[ ] - You like to swim
[ ] - You like sparkly things
[ ] - You are really ticklish
[ ] - You can fit through almost any space
[ ] - You've gotten stuck in a net and/or rope before
[ ] - You're romantically lost
[x] - You're really good at keeping a straight face when you need to
[ ] - You aren't very drawn to people who "stand out"
[/] - You can wear just about anything
Total for fish: 1.5

Bug:
[ ] - You like to wear bright colors
[x] - You like vegetables
[ ] - Your entire life revolves around sparkly things
[ ] - You always worry about falling prey to bullies/gossipers
[ ] - You're terrified of things that other people aren't scared of
[/] - You aren't afraid of some things that other people are terrified of (ghosts)
[x]  - You have been told that you lack emotion
[/] - You keep your opinions to yourself
[x] - You can be social one minute and a loner the next, and vice versa
[/] - You are a good impersonator and/or you like to dress up as things you're not
Total for bug: 4

Rodent:
[x] - You're always prepared for something bad to happen
[x] - You make little piles of things in your room that your friends/parent(s)/guardian(s) claim is 'unorganized'
[/] - You run rather than fight from danger
[ ] - You designate people to hide behind
[ ] - You say "uh/er/um" a lot
[x] - People have told you that you talk really fast before
[ ] - Sometimes you stutter
[ ] - You like to have pets
[ ] - You far prefer animals than people
[ ] - You can't trust very many people
Total for rodent: 3.5

Deer:
[/]- You are prone to spelling errors
[ ] - You have been told that you are pretty before in any given way
[x] - You are modest
[ ] - You would rather run from a fight than actually fight
[x] - You would protect the ones you love
[ ] - When you get really frustrated you cry
[ ] - It breaks your heart to see ads about animal cruelty
[/] - You love your friends but sometimes they're mean to you
[ ] - You never say so, but you think that you're kind of pretty
[ ] - When you were little you wanted to be a princess/prince
Total for deer: 3

Dog?!
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What am I?...

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Stolen from :iconrnewls:

BRITISH

[x] You drink a lot of tea. (Can you do more than one "x" in one field?!)
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. 
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total: 5


AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs", not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. 
[ ] You are tanned. 
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total: 1


ITALIAN
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[/] You know Italian songs. 
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian. 
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[/] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world. 
[/] You talk with your hands.

Total: 2.5


SPANISH
[ ]  You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some. 
[ ] You like tacos. 
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr. 
[ ] You are dark skinned. 
[ ] You know what a Puta is. 
[/] You talk fast occasionally. (all the time!)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are. 

Total: 0.5


RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. 
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. 
[/] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[/] You know of somebody named Natasha. 
[x] You don't get cold easily. (Again, multiple crosses?!)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian. 
[ ]  You love listening to techno.

Total: 3


POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink. 
[ ] You know what a pizda is. 
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[/] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total: 0.5


IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper. 
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[/] You have blue or green eyes. 
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[/] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[/] You have/had freckles.

Total: 2.5


ASIAN
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[/] You like rice a lot.
[/] You are good at math.
[/] You have played the piano 
[ ] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3.5


GERMAN
[x] You like bread. (bread kinds, not the real original bread XD)
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good. (never had some)
[x] You speak some German 
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. 
[ ] You're under 5'4".
[x] You have been to Germany. 

Total: 6


CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[/] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.

Total: 0.5


FRENCH
[ ] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[/] You speak a little or are fluent in French.                                                               
[ ] You have eaten a snail. 
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. 

Total: 0.5


AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[/] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured. 
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read. 
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. 

Total: 0.5


NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet. 
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[ ] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total: 1


BELGIAN
[ ]You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[/] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules. 
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[/] You speak both Dutch and French. (Dutch)
[ ] You like Belgian waffles. 
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car. 
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 1


DUTCH
[x] You like the color orange.
[/] You are a football enthusiast. (only with the Worldcup, Go Netherlands!)
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (if people don't know: coffee shops in the Netherlands is where they sell drugs)
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 4.5



ARAB
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian. 
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[/] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. 
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0.5


Well, I don't think I've done to bad considering I an British and Dutch and fell more British than Dutch quite often. Apparently I am German though.
I do think however a lot of things are incorrect or have been missed, sadly.
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1.) Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and read line 4. 
        ""Fifteen," Astrid answered." From one of my favourite series: Gone
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
        A rubish drawing of a man
3.) What was the last thing you watched on TV?
        Formula Qualifying, Monte Carlo (Monaco)
4.) Without looking, guess what time it is.
        16:30
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
        16:42
6.) With the exception of your computer, what can you hear?
        Music, birds, wind, creaking (the house i think)
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
        Uhm when i got back from school yesterday
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
        My messages
9.) What are you wearing?
        Clothes, including my Kimi hoodie!
10.) Did you dream last night?
        I don't know
11.) When did you last laugh?

        During PHE yesterday
12.) What are on the walls in the room you are in?
        A painting, a weird clothy thing, sockets, two shelfy things, I think that's it
13.) Seen anything weird lately?
        Yes
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
        Quite normal compared to some others I've done
        How come earlier it was a survay and now it's a quiz...
15.) What was the last film you saw?
        Uhm, I honestly don't know, I've been watching a lot of series lately
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would youbuy?
        An E-type Jag (and save money of course and not tell anyone, just continue normal life)
 17.) Tell me something about you that i don't know
        Who is "I"? How would I know what "I" knows or doesn't know about me?
18.) If you could change one thing about the world?
        Not everything about how people look, just accept people for who they are, please!!!
19.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
        Uhm, I haven't really thought about that
20.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
        Yes
21.) What do you want God to say when you reach the Havens gates? 
        Uhm, I don't really believe in god(s), so: "Wow, so this does exist?"
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Instructions:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!

The playlist used consists of my "all of my dubstep, house, etc. music" and the new(ish) FTP album, Supermodel. In total 116 songs.
Uhm
:happybounce:

1. How do you feel today?
Believe (Mat Coast)
Wohoo!

2. What's your outlook on life?
The Silent Majority (Vexare)
Yeah, close enough

3. What does your family think of you?
Silhouettes and Mannequins (CruciA)
No...

4. What do your friends think of you?
Experience (misclick ft. kristine)
I hope not

5. What do strangers think of you?
All Night (TheFatRat Remix)
Wait… partying? idk

6. What does your ex think of you? 
Lost world (Urbanstep)
Wait… what ex? Should anyone be telling me something?

7. How's your love life?
Air [Monstercat Release] (Hellberg, Teqq & Taylr Renee)
Uhm

8. How will your love life be in the future?
Pumped Up Kicks Bridge & Law Remix (Foster The People)
Brings me in such a good mood

9. Will you get married?
Coming Of Age (Foster The People)
Uhm, what does that mean?

10. Are you good at school?
A Beginner's Guide To Destoying The Moon (Foster The People)
What's my shuffle up to? (3x FTP?)

11. Will you be successful?
Lanterns (Vexare ft. Sarah Howells)
?

12. What song should they play on your birthday?
Military Zone (Nexus ft. Farisha)
I guess they could for some reason or another, the unknown they will hopefully tell me

13. What song should they play at your graduation?
Feathers (Archie and Fareoh)
Yeah, I'd dance very happpily to this, cause I'd be so happy!

14. The Soundtrack of your life?
Where Did We Go? (Vexare)
Seriously? Not funny shuffle!

15. You and your best friends are?
The Angels Among Demons (Instrumental Core)
Closer to the other way round I think

16. Happy times:
Stories Can Wait (Submatik)
Yeah, finally something that makes sense, cause this song's happy!

17. Sad times:
Walking Away (Nexus)
Do they want me to get ready to fight? I can imagine getting pumped up after this song if I was sad before.

18. Every day:
Moar Ghosts N Stuff (deadmau5)
Okay, could work… really like this song!

19. For tomorrow:
Not Again (Robots)   (Vexare)
It knows me! P&L&BA

20. For you:
Sedated (Original Mix)   (The Two Friends ft. Jeff Sontag)
Wohoo!

21. What does next year have in store for me?
A Moment Without Thorns (Vexare)
Getting some good songs!

22. What do I say when life gets too hard?
Monsters (Diamond Eyes)
Uhm… not under my bed, oh no!!! (sarcasm…)

23. What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Let's Get Ridiculous (Redfoo)
Uhm, I think I can't get more ridiculous (bigsmile!)

24. What do you want as your career?
Dutch Invasion (Freakunique)
YAEH!!! (I'm so exited I can't even speel properly!)

25. Your favorite saying?
Nevermind (Foster The People)
No, it's not (it's like a bah/bleh sound haha, no sorry, should be seriooooous…. uhm no!)

26. How will I die?
Breathe (Vexare (Remix))
I will always be full of sarcasm I guess…
This is just irony… seriously… who came up with this shuffle?

:happybounce:
Yay!
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